Disaster!

The long-suffering spouse left me this note in my in-box. I'm afraid there's no attribution, but ya'll know that I could never be this witty ;) I'll try to hunt up the name of the person who is.

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP)

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Okay, I'll write about a real issue later, but I couldn't resist this one.