OK, that's not true. I've been knitting a lot. I've got this for my brother and his wife's not-yet-born baby:
And this -for the same baby:
And this (this picture isn't me or mine -mine is in the "almost done" phase):
And several pairs of these -for friends' babies:
But nothing for Christmas. Nothing. I think this year I'm giving myself the pleasure of knitting for other people on my whim. Of course, if I'm not knitting, I ought to be buying presents, which I'm also not doing. But that's another story, and it will be rectified, I promise!