Monday, July 06, 2009
Sentences Heard While Rock Climbing
"Just hook your toe on the roof." Does it bother no one else that that sounded like a reasonable suggestion??
"Don't let me die." Three guesses who said that, but you're only going to need one.
"You could climb around on Chuck Norris again." Somehow I think he might have something to say about that, as would I, come to think about it.
"This clip? Oh, it's for if you have to go to the bathroom while you're climbing." a) You do know there are no bathrooms up there, right? And b) I now know that harnesses were designed by men, because that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
And this sign pretty much tells the whole story: